Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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