he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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