Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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