When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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