FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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