i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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