i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
How naked do you want me to be?
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