We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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