Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
These tits shall not be calmed
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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