Having a random hookup so left but love u
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He kissed a someone with a penis
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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