Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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