Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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