just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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