If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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