He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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