I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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