Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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