She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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