Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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