i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
