found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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