I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he puts the penis in happiness.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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