How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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