I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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