ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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