Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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