ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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