im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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