Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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