the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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