Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
FUCK WHALES
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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