these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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