the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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