My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Congratulations! We have a period
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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