On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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