you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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