He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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