so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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