I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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