I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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