i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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