so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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