there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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