Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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