we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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