After last night, I could never be a politician.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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