Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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