Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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