hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
