2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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