butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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