Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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