He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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