did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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