Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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