saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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