Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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